Stress test.
Which mouse has 2 legs?
Mickey mouse!
Which duck has 2 legs?
If u said Donald Duck ur under stress! Cuz All ducks have
Another Moon?Possible
Another Sun?Possible
Another Sky?Possible
Another person Like U?
Impossible
Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice
Thougt 4 all those who love der frnds
A good friend never allows you to do stupid things.
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ALONE:)
Yday whole n8 i was thinking abt only U,
Now i'm
thinking of V
2moro i'll definitly think abt W, then X, then Y,then Z...
If u find a Cute frnd, hold him/her wid both hands..Bcoz a gud frnd comes once in a
lifetime
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Ab chhod do mujhe...
A nice saying :
If someone points out your mistake, be happy that atleast someone is interested in what
you have done!!!
R U free on next sunday?
I m askin u seriously
Plz tell me
I wan 2 take u out
4 the
"POLIO DROPS"
DO BUND ZINDAGI ki...
To Be Successful, you need FRIENDS...
But to be Very Successful, you need ENEMIES...
A famous quote:
"A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer."
No wonder why so many of us r speechless in front of teacher.
Newton's 4th law (Law of Exams): The probablity of a topic coming in an exam increases
exponentially if one decides to leave the topic....
INTERVAL
THE END
U just watched Sanjay Leela Bhansali's new filM:
'BLANK'...
The height of confusion.
Two Earth Worms playing"HIDE & SEEK" in a plate full of
NOODLES !! :-)
To cheer up just go 2mirror n say,"damn I'm really so cute"
u will overcome your sadness.But don't make this a habit.Coz liars go 2 hell!!!
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SHABASH BETA!!!
KAL A, B, C PADHEIN GEY...
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...kuch nahi...
bus waisey hee...
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kya dekh rahy ho pehlay kabhi question mark nahi dekha ???
What do you call a wife who is sexy,
beautiful, intelligent, understanding,
caring, never jealous and a great cook?
ANSWER : A rumor!!!
kanjuSi Ka JaB AwaRd DiYA JAEga,tab TUmHara NUm Sab se PEhlE aaEGA,ab
GhaLTI se bhI sMS nAhi KARna WarnA ye AWArd kiSI or ko MIl JAega...
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban
gaye..
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna..
main use surprise doonga..!"
SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
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YE DEKHA? HAI NA?
PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE MEIN???
Police:Tumhe kal
subah 5 baje
phansi di jayegi.
raju:HA HA HA!
Police:Kyo hass rahe ho?
raju: Mein to subah 8 baje utthta hu!!!
Heated GOLD, becomes ornament;
Beated Copper, becomes Wire;
Depleted Stone, becomes Statue;
Tortured students become ENGINEERS!!!
Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece.In the left half,nothing is
right and in the right half,nothing is left...
Q:If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
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A:You can do nothing.If devil has committed a mistake let him face the
consequences
# Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay :
We need your heads to run our business...
# Sign on a railway station at Patna :
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free...